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No Legend for Us

FernandoSacchetto

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Reads 223
Votes 18
Parts 7
Time 58m

FernandoSacchetto

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The oddest heroes in the realm are brought together for the adventure of a lifetime, the likes of which no bard has ever sung... or bothered to, at any rate. Join these unlikely characters in their quest for knowledge, vengeance, glory, and the occasional rat or two, and find out that you don't need lungs to cry for justice!

Inspired by the most famous nerd hobby of all, Dungeons and Dragons (but accessible to anyone who likes fantasy and hasn't forgotten how to laugh), No Legend for Us is a light-hearted romp into a world of magic and wonder, where heroes can come from the most surprising places and in the strangest shapes.

Cover art and design: Chris KuhlmannAll Rights Reserved

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The Heartthrob Won't Leave by TheePeaches

Formerly known as "The Heartthrob Won't Leave Me Alone!" - "God Blake, you're a true enigma" Her eyes widened slightly at his words. "I don't understand" she claimed, backing up a step from him, which he had clearly noticed. And to her shock, he took a step forward, blocking the gap she had just created. "You seriously don't see what I was trying to do up there?!" he asked, almost in disbelief. "Do you have any idea how long I've been waiting to do that?!" she couldn't believe how loud he was suddenly. She had always known Lucian as a calm person with a soft, almost brooding voice that he never raised. Now it almost sounded excited, it was interesting seeing a new side of Lucian Black. - Something is happening at Cross Climb High-school Although it seems fairly normal, students going amongst their days unbeknownst to who they travel life beside. Blake Collins was forced to move schools, along with her four best friends. With her mother dead and her father in prison for attempting to murder her brother, she's in foster care, struggling every day with panic attacks and obsessive thoughts from a past of psychological damage. In her new school, she deals with not only her constant daily struggle to maintain normalcy, but also somehow becoming the director of the school play. Add a crush on the school's bad boy, Zac, who seems more interested in Stella, Blake's promiscuous best friend and also contending with another one of the school's popular boys, Lucian, chasing her constantly despite firmly keeping up her barriers. Everything seems fairly normal, at least at first. But, brewing nearby is a rage so intense that it's about to bubble over, and when strange things start happening around her, Blake can't help but fear the worst events will unfold and hope that it won't take the lives of those she loves along with her own. Be careful, because you never know what people are really thinking. - *Warning* Swear words, violence and thought of self harm

Four Monarchs by RyeMiffie

Once upon a time, the gods sculpted five realms that built the universe, each one baring it's own distinct purpose, each watched over by its own set of gods. One day a great beast awakened, Its existence threatened every realm within the universe. It was powerful enough for its influence to reach all the realms without it ever leaving its own domain. With it awakening, monsters arose, mindless foot soldiers it controlled with nothing but the whim of its mind. With these monsters It raged war within every realm without ever leaving its nest. But against it, four rulers raged back, fighting against the tyranny of the beast. This is the story of those four rulers and their journey against evil, their fall from grace and their rise to victory. A story of friendship, of heartbreak, of triumph, of pain, of mystery, of betrayal, a story of perseverance. Four rulers. Four failures. Four victors. Four to love. Four to loathe. Four to die. [Cover art provided by the lovely BugosphereArt, they can be found on Tumblr @ bugbruv]

AISLIN | I by WriterMickeyC

❝You are just a WOMAN. You can't fight in this war, you're weak. It will chew you up and spit you out, you can't keep up with us.❞ The commander scoffed with a low chuckle. A couple of men behind him chuckled as well. Evander's gaze burned into the side of my head, awaiting my reply like everyone else. ❝If I can't fight, then why did the Queen herself ask me to take over your job for the time being?❞ I asked, pulling my dagger out from its sheath, taping on Commander Leland's breastplate with the tip, ❝Careful who you call weak Commander because you clearly don't know who I am.❞ He crossed his arms defensively, ❝Oh yeah? And who are you?❞ I leaned forward lightly, ❝The name's Aislin.❞ ________________ Her name was well-known throughout the kingdoms. Some believed she was just an urban legend, while others thought she was real but some believed she didn't exist at all. She was labeled "the infamous warrior" because she was known for destroying kingdoms with her bare hands. She was a woman, but she set a strong example for tens of thousands of men. She disappeared after a horrific accident. Years had passed, and she had led a life free of violence. After all those years, she was itching to return to the battlefield. Her wish was granted when Queen Aria of Kavan herself approached her and informed her of the events unfolding in her kingdom, requesting her assistance. A sexist Commander, a caring queen, a slacker army, new friendships, and an intriguing yet hothead prince are among the challenges she faces. She's got a lot to handle. --- REVIEWS (more inside) "If you put equal portions of action, adventure, comedy, mystery, romance & feminism in a ninja blender and set it to high power, YOU 👏 GET👏 AISLIN👏. Plus a splash of feminism and diversity makes everything instantly better. SO GOOD!" - @shelsontheloose Copyright © 2021 by WriterMickeyC (of Wattpad) All Rights Reserved COVER: Guinealove2005

... And A Shiny New Sword - The Tale of Garbus the Malcontent by MikeMacColin

He saved the princess from a fire-breathing dragon. He slew demons with his sword. He single-handedly drove the armies of eternal darkness from the doorstep of his king. But when Garbus, the warrior, returns to the king for his reward, all he gets from the nitwit is a worthless sword and a bag with a hundred gold pieces. "Enough is enough," Garbus tells himself - and sets out to take over the kingdom for himself. A witty bard, a professional "damsel in distress" and several other colorful individuals accompany him on his quest which will turn out to be less heroic and more absurd. "Conan The Barbarian" meets "Tropic Thunder" in this humorous take on epic fantasy tales and tropes. WARNING: Rated mature for strong language, gratuitous violence, sexual innuendos, alcohol abuse and overall questionable behavior. Rated immature for humor and stupidity.

Protect by KristalKlearSky

What would you do to escape a terrible situation? How far would you go? Would you fight, or would you give up? Valeria wakes up in a strange place and realizes she has survived her worst nightmare. However, she isn't alone. She has a guardian angel watching over her. Someone who understands her and he helps her heal on her own terms. Ray doesn't expect anything in return, but as the father of one of Valeria's former students, it doesn't take long for her to become useful. Valeria soon finds herself walking a path she never knew she could and finds the strength to do so in unfamiliar territory. But when she starts putting the pieces together of Ray's life, she can't help but wonder if her saving grace is keeping her safe or making things worse. Can she escape the monster in her nightmares? Or will the past catch up to her? Can she find the courage to tell her side of the story? Can she find the courage to accept the one thing she always wanted...the one thing she never thought she could have...the one thing she would die to protect?

Chronicles of Elysian: Legends Untold by paxxer71171

-Each part is a story. Each story has chapters as well as some illustrations. - There are stories of kings and nobles, like knights and renowned heroes. This is not one of those. This is a story of misfortune and survival. Sacrifice to aid your neighbors. To take a task insurmountable, ready for grim adventure. Heroes are made into legends through action of selflessness and sacrifice.

Eccentric Jobs as a Realm Dweller by ThallahR

Ever wondered how people, and other creatures, make a living in the fantasy world? Let me tell you, it's not just swinging swords and conquering castles. It's more than that... much more! If you've ever thought your job was strange, just wait until you meet these folks. They're not just making a living, they're making stories; stories worth reading, sharing, and worth imagining too!

A Querulous Quest by AnanthVanDerLekh

Book 1 of the series Tales of Strangeness and Charm Three mismatched adventurers set out on a journey that will prove to be far longer and stranger than any of them could possibly anticipate. Driven by a shared interest in an enigmatic device from beyond their world, their quest will forge and test friendships; encounter terrible foes and likely lead to rather a lot of whinging. Do not make the mistake of thinking that this is merely a children's book. It might appear to hold a simple, facile tale of foolish phantasmagoria, but appearances can be deceptive. Follow this story: To Witness Feats of Daring Do, and Quite a Few of Daring Don't The quest is important, except when it isn't, which is often. Despite frequent digressions into philosophical quandaries, unplanned doilies, and fights with fowl, there's sometimes still a faint glimmer of something important happening. This blend of action and absurdity offers readers a mix of excitement and humor. To Read Tales Layered Like a Palimpsest of Madness Each story is written over another, creating layers of hidden meanings that beg to be uncovered. This aspect appeals to readers who enjoy complex narratives that reveal new details upon rereading, adding depth to the experience. Because Grimmbros Is the Hero You Never Knew You Needed Follow Grimmbros as his finely tailored yellow tweed suit with an orange twill running through it gradually falls apart along with his patience with halflings. This characterization provides a relatable hero who embodies charm and frustration, engaging readers with his journey and growth.

Guardians of Terraria by Cavinator1

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Mad As A Hatter (Completed 2015) [WATTY AWARD WINNER *Featured Story*] by 3pointt14

Madness can only be written in blood. //#1 in Horror, #1 in Action, #34 in Humour and WATTY AWARD WINNER: One of the Most Addictive Stories of 2014 and Featured Story//A Horror Comedy by 8tracks// You can't spell 'manslaughter' without 'laughter'. An adventure in which she takes great pleasure in seeing a whole lot of blood. CAUTION: Contains sick humour and terrifying insanity. Thus, no lighthearted readers allowed. // Are you ready? Because "some say to survive, you have to be Mad As A Hatter." Cover by @xHeyItsAnnax amazing trailer by @carpe-di3m

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The Heartthrob Won't Leave

Formerly known as "The Heartthrob Won't Leave Me Alone!" - "God Blake, you're a true enigma" Her eyes widened slightly at his words. "I don't understand" she claimed, backing up a step from him, which he had clearly noticed. And to her shock, he took a step forward, blocking the gap she had just created. "You seriously don't see what I was trying to do up there?!" he asked, almost in disbelief. "Do you have any idea how long I've been waiting to do that?!" she couldn't believe how loud he was suddenly. She had always known Lucian as a calm person with a soft, almost brooding voice that he never raised. Now it almost sounded excited, it was interesting seeing a new side of Lucian Black. - Something is happening at Cross Climb High-school Although it seems fairly normal, students going amongst their days unbeknownst to who they travel life beside. Blake Collins was forced to move schools, along with her four best friends. With her mother dead and her father in prison for attempting to murder her brother, she's in foster care, struggling every day with panic attacks and obsessive thoughts from a past of psychological damage. In her new school, she deals with not only her constant daily struggle to maintain normalcy, but also somehow becoming the director of the school play. Add a crush on the school's bad boy, Zac, who seems more interested in Stella, Blake's promiscuous best friend and also contending with another one of the school's popular boys, Lucian, chasing her constantly despite firmly keeping up her barriers. Everything seems fairly normal, at least at first. But, brewing nearby is a rage so intense that it's about to bubble over, and when strange things start happening around her, Blake can't help but fear the worst events will unfold and hope that it won't take the lives of those she loves along with her own. Be careful, because you never know what people are really thinking. - Warning Swear words, violence and thought of self harm