The horse lovers joke book
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Last published Sun, Mar 22, 2015
The doctors say laughter is good for you.
So for anyone who has ever owned,bred ,ridden, lived with or even hated horses, here are over 400 gags guaranteed to have you laughing your head off and feeling terrific,no matter how bad a ride you've had that day.
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