Blind // Good Omens
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Last published Fri, Dec 15, 2023
If there's anything Crowley's learnt throughout his miserable life, it's that true love never has, or never will exist.
Which is why when their friend Muriel sets them up on a blind date, they swear to keep their heart closed.
But when your date is practically an Angel? things get complicated. Maybe she'll learn to open up. And maybe - just maybe - she'll find her true love.
// This is a blind date Good Omens AU.
I will be using all pronouns to refer to Crowley, and he/they pronouns for Aziraphale.
If there are any trigger warnings, I will list them in the chapters. There will be swearing and alcohol consumption throughout this book, though, which I won't be putting on each chapter as it's quite frequent. Please be aware of this and read with caution!!!
Enjoy! //
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