Any Dungeon's a Sex Dungeon if You're Brave Enough [Hermitcraft]
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Ongoing, First published Nov 01, 2023
Mature
Because after all, if the giant sentient murder dungeon is interested, and flirting with you, why not try something different and have a little fun with it? This is mainly Etho/Decked Out 2, because it adores him, but there might also be Hermit/Tango (as dungeon lackey) shenanigans and other things here, who knows.

Not marking this as complete until I know for sure I won't do more with the concept, so feel free to check back for updates. You can find chapter titles along with summaries and more specific tags in the index, so you can pick which chapters you wanna read, each can be read on its own and doesn't require knowledge of previous installments. But nonetheless they are in chronological order and canon to each other!

General tags: Sentient Decked Out 2, objectophilia, Hermitcraft season 9, mind meld, thought sharing/telepathy, switch Etho (he mostly bottoms in these but in one he's a top), crack treated seriously

And finally, this series contains explicit sexual content and is meant for an adult audience. I don't check profiles but if you reveal your age in a comment and you're a minor, I WILL be deleting your comment and blocking you. This is not RPF, I write about the in-game Minecraft personas/cubitos and not the real life content creators. Don't like, don't read.
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