Death, Cells, Vampires, and Multiversal Shenanigans

The day started normal, I woke up, made myself coffee, and while drinking it my buddy from discord asked me to answer a couple questions.

Questions about where I would like to isekai'd too if I had the chance and what my cheats would be if I did.

So I did...

But apparently, my discord buddy was a ROB, and decided to make my hypothetical scenario into reality! Fucking asshole.