Dzaddy Shrek
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Last published Thu, Aug 21, 2025
This is for those Shrek simps out there.
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You were just reading a fanfiction, and before you know it- you were caught in an accident. The next thing you know, you woke up wearing a white dress while walking on an aisle, a certain green ogre waiting for you from the altar.
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Lol this is satirical, any offensive words, themes, and characters are purely fictional and will be based to my own imagination. TW: Cringe content ahead, read at your own risk!
The plot and idea belongs to me, please never take inspiration or idea from my work since it's a heinous crime. Be original :>
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