(insert Disney movie intro voice over)
POV:
You're a rat in the Days Union. Travelling across both sewers and land. Yes, I would say you're one of the rats in the NYC rat infestation back then but.. NYC doesn't exist in Days Union, Zirianata. Because this is not Earth, like, wtf is Earth. You're delusional, like soooo hallucinating if you think this is Earth, there's no planet named Earth, its Zirianata BITC-
You'd call yourself.. a rat that wants to explore the world throughout your lifespan. You had a mama rat, a papa rat, that would hunt food for you anywhere far, or near, just to feed you for the sake of your life. But now, you hunt for.. adventure! (party emoji), You are a adventurous rat, who will have the best rat-life ever and rise to the top in rat history (faster than how Alexander Hamilton became successful!!!), for exploring the world.
But how will you even be known as the rat with the most coolest life in rat history?..
You'll just be. It's gonna be magic.
(END)
I am sane. -Author, Zensikyuno/Elizabeth Aurum
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It's the last year of high school, and everything has changed . . .
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After a summer spent in the Philippines, Lara Dela Cruz is eager to start her senior year and, most importantly, reunite with her three besties. But what she did not expect was to show up on the first day of school to all three of her friends now in relationships. Fighting for their attention, catching some new and confusing feelings for long-time frenemy James, and wading through the pressures of post-high-school plans all have Lara reeling. And to make matters worse, Lara's beautiful and untrustworthy cousin conveniently appears and wiggles her way right between her and James' budding relationship. Feeling like a third wheel in more ways than one, Lara must learn to accept that change is inevitable, love is complicated, and being the odd one out is sometimes where inner power is found.
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