Louisiana Love

Oh my gosh.

My mom had me
when she was 13.

So, I got the sex talk
when I was only seven.

But it wasn't your typical
birds and bees crap.

Then again,
there's not much typical about my mom.

Sex. Men want it.

And they think you should give it to 'em.

Thank you.

But you should never give anything
unless you're gettin' somethin' in return.