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WARNING: If you can NOT handle cheesy humor that was written on the spot, than this book is NOT for you. If you are, then welcome to laughter and memories of mine that you won't forget!
Starflight: Quinn
deserthackabilll: bill (anything else that has bill in it)
EmberSmith: Em
TreeOfSorrow: Jaden (may be referred to as "Tree")
EmilyTeshicRuler: Emily (TreeOfSorrow's Cousin)
PolarBear_: an alternate account of EmilyTeshicRuler
SwellPear: Cherry Flight/Pear/FlgingCat (also referred to as "Tree (IRL)")
828BlueDragon: Allie (Me)
The stories that I think are lame has "(L)" on it! If you've got nothing to do, go ahead and read those.
"(P)"~Poetic
"(C)"~Continuation
"(F)"~Funny ←not as good as (H)
"(H)"~Hilarious
"(♥)" ~one of my favorites
They're probably better towards the bottom. Just remember, these are MY opinions. Feel free to comment and make your own!
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