Legend of Zelda: Farore's Guardian

"But listen little man, just because you want to save everyone doesn't mean everyone needs you to save them."

He'd lived almost his entire life by those words. Some situations are just beyond his power. But when he witnesses a young man being harassed in a public bathroom his body moves on its own. Unfortunately that story doesn't have a happy ending.

BANG

That's the last thing he remembered hearing before being reincarnated after an eccentric, wannabe-cryptic goddess took interest in his almost heroic deed. With annoyingly vague instructions and a new name from the deity, Faroxe Vital is dropped in a strange land in imminent danger without even a shirt on his back. Literally.

Faced with dangerous monsters, banana loving murder ninjas and an ancient evil with unknown time limit, Faroxe must awaken and then aid the unkown hero in defeating the eminent threat of the calamity to save the world; The exact opposite of what he'd been taught.

This should be fun.

HIATUS