Craigs gang makes a group chat
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A group chat texting fic, I decided to spit some jokes straight out of my ass and shove them all into this mess I had created. Enjoy reading, or don't, this has a concerning amount of graphic fart jokes for some reason.
warning: re-read "graphic fart jokes" and tell me that was not already a subtle warning.
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