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A Lesson in Biology

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Get ready for a hilarious and unexpectedly romantic novel, set in a high school where troublemakers face the ultimate repercussion: getting covered in the grossest stuff imaginable! You'll meet Jake, the witty class clown who always seems to have a knack for stirring up trouble. But when a seemingly innocent remark goes awry, he finds himself thrust into a brave new world where the slightest mistake could result in an embarrassing, foul-smelling consequence!

But navigating this bizarre twist on school discipline will only turn out to be Jake's second-greatest challenge. Because as he tries to keep his comical impulses in check, he can't help but feel drawn toward the gorgeous straight-A student who sits beside him in Biology class - Emily. With each passing day, Jake's infatuation intensifies, and he soon realizes that love can be even more messy and unpredictable than the school's new punishment...All Rights Reserved

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