Hands for Hire: Intergalactic Assassins
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Earth is finally upgraded to Tier 2 intergalactic operatives. Veldara, one of the galaxy's finest killers, finds herself in a perplexing situation when she opens her Hands for Hire app and finds a request for "Lopping off Tree Limbs." The request originates from Earth, and she sets out to complete her mission and collect a truly peculiar reward.
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