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John the Horse

مقروء 28
صوت 1
أجزاء 2
الوقت 6m

مقروء 28
صوت 1
أجزاء 2
الوقت 6m

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I was in the car with my stepdad and we created a story by saying sentences and the other person had to fill in the gaps in the sentences. This absolute monstrosity is the product of that game. Enjoy! Or don't. In fact, not enjoying it seems more reasonable, this makes absolutely zero sense.
This is supposed to be funny, and completely ridiculous in every way. I would recommend to stupid people who like things that don't make sense in any way.
The story is about a horse named John, he is stupid. That is everything. It talks about a day in his life, and how it is connected to a crazy woman called Gertrude. This description sets it up to be more than it is. Sorry!متوفرة للعموم

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