The Knife Job
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Last published Mon, Jan 23, 2017
When Andy avoids getting stabbed by the country's number one wanted criminal and master of disguise claiming "She can't be bothered." She also let's him go, oathing to meet him on the same spot tomorrow. When Andy feigns illness, Jack Valentano gets mad, real mad.
Soon with the Police state and law enforcement on her side, Andy has to find and stop Jack before any more incidents occur.
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