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(THIS STORY IS A JOKE!!) HEYYYY!!! I'm fully aware that this title is already in use, but I'm using a completely different plot. the only similarity is the title, and the characters don't belong to the original developer of this idea. just wanted to clear all that up. now, this is completely PG/10+ so everything is childish, innocent and clean. There are no mentions of anything even remotely mature. there are weddings, comedic tragedy, kissing (I guess) and making out with stone statues (don't ask), but nothing even remotely explicit, and I swear that on the river styx.
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