Crack hits hard-
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A Naruto crack-fic
Basically...
Naruto is the most stealthy ass you will ever see
Sasuke assassinates anything, yep
Sakura is a mafia boss...
All thatbut with a twist, they all are 6...
Get ready for ultimate crack fic😅
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Abused, But Never Used
Team 7 has finally cracked. They all hate the leaf. All for very similar reasons. Sakura hates lady Tsunade with a passion. She calls herself her sensei but all she does is mentally and physically abuse her day after day. Depleting her chakra reserves to the point where she can't even move to get herself off of the ground again. The villagers hate Naruto. So he hates them back. They trash his place everyday and throw stones at him. They once chased him off a cliff. They didn't want him as a shinobi. They didn't care about him. They saw him as a tool that should be disposed of as quickly as possible. He was the nine tailed fox to them and thats all he would ever be. Sasuke hates the leaf. He found the note shisui wrote to Itachi and uncovered the truth from there. Danzo is a shady dirtbag, the coucilers are older than dirt and should be 6 feet below already, and the worst part is they think he can use both him and his teammates to no only be the next sannin but to have total control over the village. Kakashi hates the leaf. Literally all of the leaf. He hates tsunade for the way she treats Sakura, he hates the villagers for what they do to Naruto, he especially hates, the council, danzo and Orochimaru for what they did to Sasuke and his clan. But most of all he hates the leaf because it took everything from him. He wasn't about to sit back and watch it happen a second time.
My children
(Naruto x OC) (Naruto and bleach crossover.) Naruto who was tired of everything and everyone had finally brought back sasuke with many injuries on himelf and a few on sasuke, once Naruto stepped through the Hokage's doors the council immediately wanted him in prison for the 'injuries' he had left on him. Naruto took enough crap and changed for the worst, killing anyone who dared be in his way, and finally had left the village. Wanting to find a new life he bumbs into a white haired, gold eyes beauty, who belonged to the Kurai tamashī clan (dark souls). Naruto immediately fell in love and even got married to the white haired beauty... until she died at giving birth and whispered into his ear. "Take them to your home village, for an unwanted entity will take them." and just like that she was gone and left Naruto, a father of triplets who's name were..... ---------- (Any pictuers or videos i put on here arent mine, probably from pinterest or youtube, even on google.)Complete
𝐒𝐢𝐜𝐤 (TR! various x reader)
"𝗦𝗵𝗲'𝘀 𝘀𝗼 𝘄𝗲𝗮𝗸 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗳𝗿𝗮𝗴𝗶𝗹𝗲. 𝗜'𝗹𝗹 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝘀𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝘁𝗲𝗰𝘁 𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗮𝘁 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗰𝗼𝘀𝘁." 𝗜𝗻 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗶𝗰𝗸, 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘁𝘆 𝗦𝗮𝗻𝗼 𝘀𝗶𝗯𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗴𝗲𝘁𝘀 𝗶𝗻𝘃𝗼𝗹𝘃𝗲𝗱 𝗶𝗻 𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗯𝗿𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿'𝘀 𝗴𝗮𝗻𝗴. 𝗬/𝗻 𝗵𝗮𝗱 𝗮𝗻 𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗻𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝘀𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗴. 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝗼𝗰𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗿𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗶𝗿 𝗯𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗽 𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗿𝗲𝗰𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗸 𝘀𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗶𝘁 𝗽𝗮𝘀𝘁 𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗲𝗲𝗻𝗮𝗴𝗲 𝘆𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘀. 𝗦𝗵𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗲 𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗲𝗻 𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗳𝘂𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘀𝗶𝗯𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝗻 𝗵𝗮𝗽𝗽𝘆 𝘁𝗼 𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗽.Complete
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MOB AU | MODERN AU | OOC SASUKE AND NARUTO | SASUKE LIKES HEELS AND DRESS | HEAVY SMUT | TOP NARUTO | READ WARNINGS INSIDE There are three things that Mob Boss, Naruto Uzumaki, absolutely did not fucking play about: * The first being his money. * The second being his legacy. * The third on the list was detrimental. If you fucked with this... well, it would be absolutely bad for your health. Naruto did not fucking play about his wife, Sasuke Uzumaki. There wouldn't even be enough to put in a casket, once Naruto was done with you. ____ Sasuke had learned that it was okay to be different... Even if that difference is: doing his makeup or wearing tall heels and a skirt all while sucking his mob boss husband off every night. _______________________ Voted #1 for #fluffandsmut on 4/25/2023 Voted #1 for #yaoilovestory on 4/25/2023 Voted #1 for #bottomsasuke on 7/23/2023 (Literally made #bottomsasuke on Sasuke's birthday!)Complete
Team 7 has finally cracked. They all hate the leaf. All for very similar reasons. Sakura hates lady Tsunade with a passion. She calls herself her sensei but all she does is mentally and physically abuse her day after day. Depleting her chakra reserves to the point where she can't even move to get herself off of the ground again. The villagers hate Naruto. So he hates them back. They trash his place everyday and throw stones at him. They once chased him off a cliff. They didn't want him as a shinobi. They didn't care about him. They saw him as a tool that should be disposed of as quickly as possible. He was the nine tailed fox to them and thats all he would ever be. Sasuke hates the leaf. He found the note shisui wrote to Itachi and uncovered the truth from there. Danzo is a shady dirtbag, the coucilers are older than dirt and should be 6 feet below already, and the worst part is they think he can use both him and his teammates to no only be the next sannin but to have total control over the village. Kakashi hates the leaf. Literally all of the leaf. He hates tsunade for the way she treats Sakura, he hates the villagers for what they do to Naruto, he especially hates, the council, danzo and Orochimaru for what they did to Sasuke and his clan. But most of all he hates the leaf because it took everything from him. He wasn't about to sit back and watch it happen a second time.
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