Crack hits hard-
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MatureOngoing<5 mins
Last published Mon, Nov 13, 2023
A Naruto crack-fic
Basically...
Naruto is the most stealthy ass you will ever see
Sasuke assassinates anything, yep
Sakura is a mafia boss...
All thatbut with a twist, they all are 6...
Get ready for ultimate crack fic😅
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