Book of Rants and Shît - That Lanky Chick - Wattpad

Story cover for Book of Rants and Shît by that_lanky_chick

Book of Rants and Shît

that_lanky_chick

Reads 989
Votes 69
Parts 37
Time 14m

Reads 989
Votes 69
Parts 37
Time 14m

that_lanky_chick

crazy funny mythoughts random ratedt

This book is basically just me posting the random shît that goes through my head. WARNING!!! I AM EXTREMELY CRAZY AND UNSTABLE! MOST PEOPLE WHO KNOW ME THINK I AM CERTIFIABLY INSANE SO DON'T GET OFFENDED IF MY THOUGHTS SCARE YOU.

ANOTHER WARNING!!! THIS IS NOT PG-13All Rights Reserved

crazy funny mythoughts random ratedt

Table of contents

37 parts

Sign up to add Book of Rants and Shît to your library and receive updates

or

Content Guidelines

You may also like

raucous rants by coolstoryjacksparrow

disclaimer: i wrote in this when i was 13 years old, so it will be unfunny, cringy, and outlandish. that's just who i am baby. you have been warned.

Legends Life - Out of control by klancelover13

This is a novel about a topic we technically made up randomly and if there are any mistakes, errors, or just places I could fix and add more details please tell me, I want to make this book enjoyable and exciting to read! Also please be aware that some of these will be notice's and this book does need and have a blood warning and a swear warning! Please do be aware if you can't deal with blood this book does get descriptive (Partly true) and I will be explaining what scars, burns and wounds look like and the pain felt for them. This book is more themed in the future than it is nowadays. You may also find some technology that is more futuristic, and there are things talking about the past. Most of the book is switching between views of the main characters. We want you to expect the unexpected in this book, for example: Most books don't kill off the main character, we want you to think we will kill off one of them. Most of the characters in this will have birthdays and age in the background and it may not be written. There will be more books coming out so we will end this one on a cliffhanger.

Langst: One Shots! by SilverTearDrop7

Its basically just a compilation of stories I had originally wrote but never published or shared. I'm sorry in advance if these become extremely boring or cringey. Anyway some chapters do have Klance. I tried to add a bit of Sheith in there but I'm not a very good writer yet so it may suck. I do not own Voltron! Even though I wish I did! I only own the plot and maybe a few random ass characters I added just for show. ENJOY!!!! 😘

klance one shots by florelunae

i should rename this "langst one shots with a pinch of klance" because that's essentially what this is a lot of trigger warnings regarding suicide. also a lot of typos. i write most of these at 2 am when i'm depressed and need to channel it into something productive Cover art: ikimaru

My Rants, Complaints, Thoughts, Updates And Even More Than That by iMeowmeow654

Many Before Me Have Created One, However, I Have Created A Unique Title. Haven't I? Honestly, this is just a randomness book with a way over complicated title. BUT I OVER-COMPLICATE EVERYTHING SO IT MAKES SENSE.

• GENMUI ONESHOTS (3) • by MistHashiraMui

HEYY THERE BROS So uh, this may or may not be my third one shot book, but I have my reasons, so please bare with me on that one anyway, if you're new, I write GENMUI (as you'd see) and I have a lot of heavy subjects, such as.. the trigger warnings below ‼️TW‼️ This may include -Su1c1de/thoughts -De4th -SH (S3lf h4rm) Or other things such as that, I will add as I go but they're just some things that may appear, I'll put trigger warnings in each of the chapters ENJOY BRO!! ANGST- 💙 FLUFF- 🤍 SMUT?-❤ AU- 🧡

From Books I've Never Wrote by merrychrishler

𝗻𝗲𝘄 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁𝘀 𝗿𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗲𝗱 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝗠𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗮𝘆, 𝗙𝗿𝗶𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝗦𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗮𝘆 <3 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝗹 𝗳𝗿𝗲𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗼𝗻 𝗱𝗶𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘃𝗼𝘁𝗲 𝗶𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗲𝗲 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲 ! like the title says... this is nothing more than texts/extracts of books that I have never actually wrote. This is mostly a few thoughts or ideas that have spiralled through my head at some stage, and I've then typed them out on my laptop and published them to Wattpad. Feel free to read and give me your thoughts on whatever crap I have written down. Love from eIIoquence xx [highest rankings] #𝟭 𝗶𝗻 𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗽𝗹𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗱 #𝟯 𝗶𝗻 𝗲𝘅𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁𝘀 #𝟰 𝗶𝗻 𝗻𝗼𝘁𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁𝘆𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗸 #𝟳 𝗶𝗻 𝗻𝗼𝘁𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁𝗶𝘁𝘀𝗲𝗲𝗺𝘀

I'm Sorry- the story of a Blue Paladin by rippling_ripples

He felt pathetic. He felt worthless. His fellow paladins had no idea how much their words hurt Lance until he was gone. ........ (I WROTE THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE, 12 ,GUYS)

Don't Hold Me Back (Langst) by GayPhanKidofHades419

Don't Hold Me Back Langst *TRIGGER WARNING SELF HARM, DEPRESSION, TORTURE, REJECTION, ETC. DO NOT READ IF YOU GET EASILY TRIGGERED* I'm no good here. I'm just not ready for war. I just want this to be over. They wouldn't miss me if I was gone. But I try, I truly do, I try to be a good Paladin. And a Good Friend. But I have Secrets. Secrets and pain. But they don't need to know my problems. They don't care. But can they prove me wrong? Or will I get a new family? We'll see in this sad Langst Fan Fiction. (Klangst, Lancelot. I'm so sorry for doing this.) Disclamer: I don't own Voltron. I also don't own the Drawing, i just edited the words onto it. I own the plot. That's it I think. **edit** I changed the plot a little bit. Hehe

The Dark Poems In My Head by BookOfSpecialThings

This is those little whispering poems that weasel their way into my wonderful brain. Don't know how this'll turn out, but, you know how it goes! Lets try something new! It is mature because some of this shit is bad! Extremely! Not sexual, but words and phrasing. (Completed. It has 100 parts, and even more poems. Please be careful if you read this. Some are bad, to be blatant. But still, trigger warning.)

You may also like

Slide 1 of 10

raucous rants cover

Legends Life - Out of control cover

Langst: One Shots! cover

klance one shots cover

My Rants, Complaints, Thoughts, Updates And Even More Than That cover

• GENMUI ONESHOTS (3) • cover

From Books I've Never Wrote cover

I'm Sorry- the story of a Blue Paladin cover

Don't Hold Me Back (Langst) cover

The Dark Poems In My Head cover

raucous rants

disclaimer: i wrote in this when i was 13 years old, so it will be unfunny, cringy, and outlandish. that's just who i am baby. you have been warned.