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Book of Rants and Shît

that_lanky_chick

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Parts 37
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Reads 989
Votes 69
Parts 37
Time 14m

that_lanky_chick

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This book is basically just me posting the random shît that goes through my head. WARNING!!! I AM EXTREMELY CRAZY AND UNSTABLE! MOST PEOPLE WHO KNOW ME THINK I AM CERTIFIABLY INSANE SO DON'T GET OFFENDED IF MY THOUGHTS SCARE YOU.

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