Fool Fi You

LECTURES 106
Votes 7
Chapitres 1
Durée <5 mins

LECTURES 106
Votes 7
Chapitres 1
Durée <5 mins

Just for Entertainment purpose only...‼️

"Oh so a fool yuh tek big man fah"
"Babe it was an accid....."
"B shut up that mi a tell yuh"

"Me tell yuh bout the yam-head them"..said WellsTous Droits Réservés

18andup funny jamaican

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Introduction
lun., nov. 13, 2023

1 chapitre

Introduction
lun., nov. 13, 2023

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I was so out of it that I didn't even notice when the stoplight switched from yellow to red. Struggling to act on my fight or flight, I have no choice but to run straight into the car in front of me. Oh fuck. Just one of those fucking days... Thankfully, the impact isn't fatal, but it's far from pretty. I exit my vehicle, ensuring to put my car in park before hopping out, the person from the car in front jumps out at the same time. A tall man begins to storm towards me, his brows furrowed as he takes long strides in my direction. Boy look cute and neat eesi... Why did we have to meet like this? "A buy yuh buy yuh license?" he screams at me with rage. Well, that's not nice. Tek back everything me just seh. "It was clearly an accident, mi did distracted" I tell him, trying to defend myself. Mi shame. The road is active around us, drivers are blowing their horns or peeping their heads through their windows to take in the scene. "Distracted? Aye lady, a who teach yuh fi drive?" he asks, a humorous yet frustrated smirk on his lips. Clearly a blind man.

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