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jokes collection 4

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beaninessOnToast

bean - always and forever, beany!
chatnoob2 - always and forever, chatty!
TurtleKnight - always and forever, woag!
cart - always and forever, a romantic!
saltyNate - always and forever, joke fodder!
chuakip - always and forever, a crazypikachu!
kerns - making a (peppy) reappearance from jokes 2!
noonoo - making a (drunk) reappearance from jokes 2!
adriane - making a (simpy) reappearance from jokes 2!
Olive - making a (sarcastic) reappearance from jokes 2!
and for the very first time...
inkchronos - can turn any conversation topic into child slaughter!
savvyrat - loves gabriel!
joven - amazing at basketball, sucks at everything else!
camerOOn - has a tendency to drink from expired bottles of water!
and as guest visitors...
omi - literally an image of perfection!
jabob - strawberries!
jimothy - lives on the other side of the world now!
Mechanic - disgruntled, as always!
andrewcrossing - uwu aesthetic coffee-making rblx!
hamburgZ - no longer has anyone to hate!All Rights Reserved

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