{Who does he think he is?} Rodrick Heffley x Fem! Reader

You have been aware of Rodrick Heffley since grade school, your parents were close friends, but they never made you two hang out together. However, once your younger brother hit middle school, they were always making you join them and The Heffleys for dinner.

Greg and your brother were close, he was almost as close with him as he was with Rowley. Which was fine, but making you hang out with Rodrick was taking it a step too far.

You never got along, always at each other's throats, bickering, fighting, etc.

To top it all off, you were currently going on an L/N-Heffley joint vacation the last week before summer break ended and your parents had the audacity to make you spend it in the presence of Rodrick.

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Updates/New chapters have absolutely no schedule.

This story is lightly inspired by "thanks fr th Mmrs" by Fall Out Boy in a couple of spots, because, well I've wanted to write a story inspired by literally one of the lines so... this is inspired by a few lines lyrics.

*I do not own the rights to Rodrick, or any other characters from Diary of a wimpy kid. I also do not own the rights to the Fallout Boy song. The cover isn't mine either, I don't know who made I, but I found it on Google*

**Trigger warnings/Content warnings will be put at the beginning of the chapter, I am going to put this story on mature just as a precaution, but I don't think it will have anything too intense. I honestly don't know how it will go yet.**