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Shocking the Whole Internet! You Are Not a Psychologist at All!

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Chen Yu unexpectedly obtained a heavenly book, gaining the ability to peek into the secrets of the universe. As long as he helped others change their fate, he could gain the cultivation to become an immortal.
For this reason, Chen Yu started to live stream psychological counseling. In the live room, the viewers were all shocked.
"Is this what psychological counseling is like nowadays? Can they even know the past and future?"
"This isn't a psychologist. This is a master!"
"Dr. Chen, please accept me as your disciple."
As the live stream became popular, some people who didn't believe in it or just wanted to ride the trend joined in and contacted Chen Yu. As a result, they ended up in jail and even exposing long-standing difficult cases.
Being such a talented person, Chen Yu naturally caught the attention of higher-ups.
"I don't know the location of the murderer, but I can try to use criminal psychology to help analyze it."
"Number 5 Ping'an Street in the old city, the first room on the left."
"In another half an hour, he will wake up and commit another crime."All Rights Reserved

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Who Dares Slander My Senior Brother by shizunwonton

Transmigrating into a novel one morning, Wen Jing arrived at the side of the one he worshiped and admired the most, becoming a loyal hound that was willing to go through fire and water for his senior brother. Even the most arrogant cultivator said: "There is no one in this world who can enter my eyes, but only Jun YanZhi is truly noble." Wen Jing grew up alongside his senior brother, idolizing his senior brother beyond all means. Unfortunately, he was ignorant, and as for this novel, he had only read half of it. Midway through the storyline, he finally realized that things didn't seem to be the way he thought they were. Wen Jing: "Last night, Senior brother infiltrated Master's abode. Master, please take heed." His master: "Nonsense! Your master was inside the abode all night last night, and did not see anyone else." Wen Jing: "Last night, Senior brother left on his own without permission to meet someone. Martial Uncle, please thoroughly investigate." His martial uncle: "Nonsense! Last night your senior brother and I were drinking and chatting merrily, all the way until morning." Wen Jing: "Last night, Senior brother was improper towards me......" His senior sister: "Nonsense! How can your senior brother possibly do that kind of thing? Don't tell me you've long held those kind of intentions towards him, and unable to obtain what you wanted, you're now framing him?" Many years later. Wen Jing: "There's this evil brute, specializing in using his top-notch, exquisite looks and elegant disposition to fool people, and everyone is in the midst of danger while not even aware of it themselves." Jun YanZhi: "If it wasn't for you, that evil brute would most likely still be struggling in pain and suffering."

I woke up and found out that I had been married to my crush for seven years. by mahalakshmiponsing

一覺醒來和暗戀對象結婚七年 - When she woke up, Bao Zhizhi was told that she had been married for seven years, and the person she married was her long-time high school senior-Zheng Chengzhu, the famous high-altitude flower in No. 1 Middle School who was not approached by strangers!!! But she was obviously just a sophomore... Looking at the handsome and rich husband on the left and the quirky daughter on the right. Bao Zhizhi was confused: Could it be that the red rope she spent two yuan to tie in the Yue Lao Temple worked? * Zheng Chengzhuo is the only son of the richest man in Nanlin City. He is outstanding in both knowledge and appearance. However, this gifted man hides a secret, which is his face blindness. But there is a face that he can never forget after seeing it once. In the unbelievable verification again and again, that person gradually lives in his heart. Faced with his wife's sudden amnesia, Zheng Chengzhuo quickly accepted this reality, and then calmly started to know, get familiar with, and fall in love with Bao Zhizhi again from 0 to 1... Late one night, Bao Zhizhi suddenly wanted to eat freshly cooked crab roe rice. As soon as she finished speaking, the man beside her got up from the bed and changed his coat neatly. She was puzzled: "Where are you going?" Zheng Chengzhuo said in a light tone: "Buy big crabs." The man went out against the night wind, bought big crabs from the seafood market, and went straight into the kitchen to handle the ingredients by hand, picking out the crab meat and crab roe one by one. Bao's mother was unaware and followed the sound and light. When she learned that her son-in-law was making crab roe rice for her daughter, she couldn't help but say: "This girl is really annoying." Bao Zhizhi in the bedroom shouted silently: Mom! You don't know how he just annoyed me! *

『Code Dream』 by Tortoise012007

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Meeting Your Ghost (WenZhou) by zairuuuuu

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[EN] LIFELINE (Jilix) by Muffiness95

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Immortal Among Mortals: The Rebirth Jade Lake Fairy by nathaliemaia1

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Who Dares Slander My Senior Brother

Transmigrating into a novel one morning, Wen Jing arrived at the side of the one he worshiped and admired the most, becoming a loyal hound that was willing to go through fire and water for his senior brother. Even the most arrogant cultivator said: "There is no one in this world who can enter my eyes, but only Jun YanZhi is truly noble." Wen Jing grew up alongside his senior brother, idolizing his senior brother beyond all means. Unfortunately, he was ignorant, and as for this novel, he had only read half of it. Midway through the storyline, he finally realized that things didn't seem to be the way he thought they were. Wen Jing: "Last night, Senior brother infiltrated Master's abode. Master, please take heed." His master: "Nonsense! Your master was inside the abode all night last night, and did not see anyone else." Wen Jing: "Last night, Senior brother left on his own without permission to meet someone. Martial Uncle, please thoroughly investigate." His martial uncle: "Nonsense! Last night your senior brother and I were drinking and chatting merrily, all the way until morning." Wen Jing: "Last night, Senior brother was improper towards me......" His senior sister: "Nonsense! How can your senior brother possibly do that kind of thing? Don't tell me you've long held those kind of intentions towards him, and unable to obtain what you wanted, you're now framing him?" Many years later. Wen Jing: "There's this evil brute, specializing in using his top-notch, exquisite looks and elegant disposition to fool people, and everyone is in the midst of danger while not even aware of it themselves." Jun YanZhi: "If it wasn't for you, that evil brute would most likely still be struggling in pain and suffering."