Sacrifice - Hela Odinson
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[I wrote this when I was in a very dark place, ok?]
A little advice: No matter how hard school is, don't sacrifice ketchup flavored chips to any god, you might regret it.
I'm Melinoe, average high school student in Hungary, trying to survive The Big Exam™ every senior fears: the matura. If you fail, you don't graduate, and your future is out the window. There's too much material and too little time. My friend, Patricia and I decided to help our chances by burning sacrifices to the gods.
Don't ask me what came over me when I accidentally got myself engaged to Hela Odinson, Goddess of Death.
THIS IS A CRACK FIC. A JOKE. ENTIRELY SATIRE.
P.S. I got the world snake's name wrong, because I'm a dumbass. Don't trust strangers like me on the internet, kids. I'll go through the story and correct it everywhere if I get the time. If you see this note, it's not corrected yet.
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