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"I'm sorry..." Aktor mumbled looking down...

Everyone in the car immediately stopped praying for him when they were reminded of how bloody annoying and pathetic he was.
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It all started when I was writing a bsd fanfic and my non-anime friend asked me what PM stood for... (they must have heard wrong)

This is basically the port mafia if they robbed banks and eat lots of pork every Friday?

Anyway if you end up finding this enjoy :)

DISCLAIMER: THIS IS SATIRE AND NOT CANON. VERY NOT CANON ACTUALLY. THERE will also be slight mentions of blood and death. Slight swearing ig heheAll Rights Reserved

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