Death Came To Me Wearing An Aloha Shirt

AU. Demi Doctor Law x Demi Luffy As Death. Smut free. Not Tragic.
There was only one logical conclusion- I was dying was my first thought, but then- the second thought seemed more plausible- "I am dead."
"AMAZING!"
"You are simply the best, Doctor; you always were." A jolly voice giggled behind me, and it was followed by claps. My mind couldn't stop rewinding one word from the sentence spoken to me- were. I was dead. I bet Bepo is weeping and Sachi and Penguin are arranging for my funeral. Furthermore, I hope my savings pay for it all, not from their pocket. Again, what could I do? I was dead. I think I let out a big sigh because the only other being here burst into laughter. "Shishishishishi!" I felt them coming closer to me.
"You never stopped to amaze me, darling." Then the owner of the voice sat beside me. "Every time someone comes here, they are either freaking out or crying or begging or regretting or just resigned, but you! You are unbothered." If I was dead, I was dead; what was the point of cribbing about it? Death is the end of a story- inevitable and normal. Though I had bones to pick about untimely death, then again, the living does everything to survive, and Death comes for all.