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Lawsuits and Lasers: Adventures In Time And Space With Stacy and Astra

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Stacy is a New York City lawyer who stumbles across Princess Astra, a mysterious stranger from another world who takes on an adventure across space and time. She swaps lawsuits for space suits and then, with a little help from Astra, space suits for swimsuits in this screwball sex comedy.

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Drexler slowly edged towards the open door, peering into the darkness. Something large flew out of the door and slammed into him, sending him sprawling on the floor. Lying on top of him was the body of one of their crew members, his head lolling to the side, his neck obviously broken.

"Get him off me! Get him off me!" shouted Drexler, frantically sliding himself out from under the corpse.

"Pull yourself together, man," said the captain, rolling his eyes.

One of the men went to help him when a tall figure with flaming red hair leapt out of the doorway.

Astra stood up to her full height, a sword in one hand, a pistol in the other. "Hello boys."

"Get her!" shouted the captain. He lifted his pistol but before he could fire, Astra had knocked it from his grip with a swoosh of her sword, taking most of his fingers with it. He screamed in agony as blood spurted from his hand.All Rights Reserved

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"Okay I'll give you three seconds then I'll shoot if you don't start talking." "Fine, fine, fine, shit, calm down, would ya? Jeez." Kayn shakes his head and walks back to the couch. He throws himself down and relaxes while his legs are resting on the coffee table. "You humans are so grumpy," Kayn complains. "Are you human?" I ask. "So many questions, I don't even get a chance at answering to them. On top of that, you're stressing me out with that revolver. I can't handle this situation, Gianna." I walk closer to him, a little baffled by his calm, joyful, teasing, attitude. "I'll put it down," I start and sit down on the floor. "But if you don't talk, I won't think twice on shooting this time." I'm rewarded with a smile. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Gianna's life is starting to go back to normal after the tragic passing of her mother. Well, as ordinary as it gets for someone who's spent her life behind the gates of a classified facility. Gianna isn't fond of her father's experiments but she doesn't know how to stop him. Mr. Clermont is a persuasive man. This is until the enchanting man called Kayn shows up at the facility, claiming he's from the near galaxy called Andromeda. Kayn starts to share one too many secrets about the death of Gianna's mother. To then give her a proposition, a favor for a favor, that might change the world we live in forever. Even the universe.