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Jokes when you need them

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Reads 70,993
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Parts 200
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Do u ever feel sad and want to do nothing but eat peanut butter straight from the jar and watch TV? No? Well if you do feel sad, eat peanut butter straight from the can and read this book! If you don't my imagination will slap your imaginary face until it's imaginary purple while eating imaginary peanut butter. (I like peanut butter :P)All Rights Reserved

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