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  • Reads 70,548
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  • Parts 200
  • Time 50m
CatChit_
Ongoing, First published Mar 24, 2015
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Do u ever feel sad and want to do nothing but eat peanut butter straight from the jar and watch TV? No? Well if you do feel sad, eat peanut butter straight from the can and read this book! If you don't my imagination will slap your imaginary face until it's imaginary purple while eating imaginary peanut butter. (I like peanut butter :P)
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My face was twisted in contortion, and I held up my purple bra, dangling in my grasp. "What," I breathed. "Is this?" Taking one look at my destroyed piece clothing, he burst out laughing. That's it. Screaming, I ran forward and started to grab his shoulders. His eyes widened, and before I reached him, his idiotic reflexes began. I ended up with pistachio ice cream in my face, and hair. Acne for weeks. This is just how my life is. ~~~~~~~ "OHHHHHH THAT JERK!!" -justanotherfan11

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