Jokes when you need them
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Last published Tue, Sep 15, 2015
Do u ever feel sad and want to do nothing but eat peanut butter straight from the jar and watch TV? No? Well if you do feel sad, eat peanut butter straight from the can and read this book! If you don't my imagination will slap your imaginary face until it's imaginary purple while eating imaginary peanut butter. (I like peanut butter :P)
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