Local Divorced Space Pirate Gets Forklift Certified
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  • Parts 1
  • Time 7m
Ongoing, First published Nov 21, 2023
Captain Spaceboy has been going through a bit of a messy divorce. So what does his crew do to help him move on from this? Did they get snocones together? Maybe even get him therapy? Nope!!! They get him forklift certified instead!! And then play his special mixtape that caused Space Ex Boyfriend to try to attack some kids.. how.. great. (Sarcasm)

Something tells me this wasn't the best thing that Spaceboy's crew could've done for him.

Join me as I slowly go insane writing a crackfic about Spaceboy getting forklift certified due to sleep deprivation... Oops!!! I mean, join the Space Pirates as madness ensues because their Captain's other half got his hands on a forklift!!

Arguments, forklifts, swearing, Omori ost, madness, insanity, fictional characters acknowledging my existence, I'm pretty sure some references are here too!!! So why not man?

"This is really odd.. why are you writing this again?" -My mom


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