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The Boy Who Feared the Spoon-A Parody of All Stupid 1D Fanfics

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Ever read a dumb fanfiction and thought, 'Hmmm... Louis is 21, and in a successful band... Why is he portrayed as an 8 year-old with very severe ADHD, and enough energer to power a Swahili village?' 
  Ever asked yourself, 'Is Niall actually the reason McDonald's ran out of food?'
  And am I the only one who thinks that if an actual person is afraid of spoons... Don't they belong in a mental hospital?'
 
  Well, I could list, much, much more... But well, that's where I come in, this book will be a complete parody of all those dumb fanfics! I'll include the bad grammar, non-realistic plots, and all those dumb-fanfiction moments! 
  Think of this as a 'How to not write a fanfic' fanfic...
  Or read it for fun, if you think that fanfics are stupid when the writer actually says "Whoa that was Brilliam!"
  Read on my lovelies!All Rights Reserved

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