Bizzleban: The Human Alien
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Last published Thu, Nov 23, 2023
Fed up with his planet's women, an extraterrestrial ladies' man leaves his world and stumbles across Earth. Aided with the power of shapeshifting, he'll mingle with humans, but his occasionally faulty translator implant won't make that easy. It also won't help that he has a subpar grasp on the culture, and that the authorities on his planet won't let him escape so easily. However, at its core, Bizzleban: The Human Alien is meant to be a lighthearted tale with self-improvement sprinkled throughout. Reflecting that first part is the unique style of rhyming narration that was inspired by Dr. Seuss.
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