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The Fine Art of Bullshit.

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16 year old Elio Morreti, born and raised in a small town in Italy, recently moved to Queens, Newyork, after their parents died from a sickness and a car accident. adopted by a family, one that dosent entirely care for the kid.

Elio has a secret, well, a secret shared upon others like them and their biological family. Their a eater, what's a eater you might ask? A cannibal, but not by choice, absolutely not by choice.

they don't know why, they never had.

(yes Elio is kinda based off none other than Elio Perlman from CMBYN, not entirely!!)All Rights Reserved

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