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Journal of a Joja boy

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Reads 194
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Time 22m

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On being a father figure, eating disgusting JojaMeals, making friends, and finding love in the valley. Written from Shane's perspective.

Saturday 27 Winter, Year 0 - Woke up face down in the coop today. Charlie was pecking at my nose. Despite the fact that I drunkenly poured my heart out to that chicken last night, I guess she would still eat my corpse in a heartbeat. That wouldn't be the worst way to go out, honestly. In fact, when I die, I want my dust to be used to fertilise some corn for the hens.

Today (unfortunately) I'm still alive. I groaned. I had to get up before someone found me like that.

[Shane Stardew Valley]All Rights Reserved

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