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(If you want a non-joke story dont read this this is a joke)Your the new kid at south park  when you met this...boy,All Rights Reserved

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Unwanted- COMPLETED ✔ (EDITING) by Kenopsia5

"Do you really love me?" What happens when an introverted girl meets one of the most popular guys in school? Nothing good, let me tell you that. She's bullied, has a messed up past but, what about this cool new guy she meets? Will he be any different from her or will he be just another jerk that makes her life a living hell? It's just some things can't be kept secret. But this, this her story of how everything changes. Her life will never be the same. A/N Everything is just weird in the beginning so please just bare with me here, it will improve as you go along. It's so kind of obvious that I was a beginner when I started this so I never knew what POV to put it in. Also, this is the new description I made for this, hope it's less cringey. Prepare for a unusual, confusingly cheesy since I wrote it, twist ending. Tbh, I don't think I will edit any time soon, lol. Adios beautiful people! XOXO

AUG. 2015~ MARCH 2016 WARNING: Super cliché and I made this when I was 15, don't judge. Meet Leah Hunter, straight A student, she's on the school's volleyball team, uses sarcasm as a language and has an older brother named Samuel. She hates cocky jerks, players and badboys. Meet Kaleb Forrest, straight A student(nobody knows it), has a little sister named Violet and is rich as hell. Now, what happens when he leaves his house? He is known as the school's biggest player and #1 badboy. THE PROBLEM: Kaleb and Leah were good friends in the past, but they had little fallout that ended in a disaster. So, what happens when Leah's mom has to leave for two weeks on a buisness trip? She leaves Leah at the Forrest residence to live for two weeks. What will happen between Leah and Kaleb? Will they become friends? Or will Leah give into his charms and end up broken hearted? After all he's the badboy. 》》》》》》》》》 This story contains some cursing.

Saw a ghost? | Kenny x Male reader fanfiction | South park by ShrimpaChipa

OH wow, a Kenny X reader fanfiction, never seen that before. Anways, I know it's very common but I have an idea and I need to write it. Also, this is a male reader/ he/him pronouns Kenny dies like it's usual but this time Damien decides to ask him for help before he revives again. Damien and his dad have been trying out new ways to torture people and they want to test one on Kenny. He accepts it and is turned into a ghost. When he goes to spy on his friends he notices a new kid occupying his old spot. Who is this mysterious boy? (It's you ;D) Kenny not only has to go through the complications of being a ghost, but also of dealing with a copycat that might have a huge crush on himmm???? Who knows??? For real now, this story is pretty wacky and jokes a lot but it can get serious, for I am a dramatic bitch. But yeah, give it a shot and tell me what you think! #2 in southparkfanfiction #1 in kennymccormick tag #1 in southpark tag (?! Wut) #1 in southparkxreader (Art by tennopp on Instagram)

The Boy With The Broken Halo [Kenny McCormick x Seme Male Reader] by TheNamelessHero

After the event's of The Fractured But Whole The New Kid thought everything will finally be stabilised and no bullshit was going to happen. but things never turn out the way you hope too. His parents started arguing again and falling back into there old habits. Life at home became unbearable once again and his only escape was when he outside with his head in the clouds. The story begins with The New Kid walking home from school and a certain orange parker wearing blonde catches up with him. The two teenagers will form a stronger friendship overtime and just maybe find something more there. Kenny McCormick x 'Top' Male Reader. Both characters are 17 years of age. I DO NOT own any fanart unless I expressively say its mine. I DO NOT own South Park or any of it's characters - Matt Stone and Trey Parker hold those rights. I DO NOT own the character known as Black Noir - This character belongs to Eric Kripke.

We're All The Same ( Craig's gang) by LizArDKing5908

This story is about our our 4 favorite characters deal with the stress of life, dealing with family issues, abuse, sexual identity and more, will our 4 lovable boys have a happy ending, or will they have a sad chapter in there lives that they have to deal with. --------------------------------------------- this is my first hope you enjoy Warning: This will contain, fluffs, depression, drugs, some abuse, and cussing ect... --------------------------------------------- These characters are not owned by me their own from the creator of South Park Trey Parker Matt Stone Parker Matt Stone I also do not own the cover artwork, and idk who did, but buut.... good job

Be The Dan To My Phil by im_crazy_for_sure

It's my first ever phanfiction please go easy on me, and I'm not the best with Grammer and punctuation so please don't bash me. Also here the accual description. Dan refuses to talk and is very broken but when a new boy phil comes into the picture and slowly helps him talk they will discover who is really the broken one there will me many ups and downs will they be able to handle it. *WARNING THERE ARE TRIGERS * Enjoy Ok so this was my first story and I refuse to edit it. So yeah its cringy and bad just please don't comment rude things I know it's bad and I'm not going to fix it I was 12 ok

"Well then. That's the first time a girl has ever rejected my close proximity," he said, eyes ablaze with a playful fire. "You better get used to it," I retorted as I spun on my heel and headed for the school doors that led to the outside. "I've never met anyone like you before," he called after me, this time, not coming after me. "I know, Romeo. I'm a special little snowflake," I called back, not turning around. "You got the 'little' part right there, Princess!" he shouted after me. I threw up my middle finger back to him and heard him laugh as I exited out the doors rather dramatically. ... I'm tired of all those high school stories about a straight-A girl student with the perfect life who falls for the stereotypical Mr. Bad Boy who wears leather black jackets and only has a soft spot for her. That's not how the real world works, sweetheart. I may look like a damsel, but I'm never in distress. ... Not me making fun of the "she's not like every other girl" trope <3 o.o :)) I like to think I'm funny. After all: #3 in amusement 10/22/22 #1 in banter 10/31/22 #3 in friendship 11/7/22

Change~ (Tweek x Craig) (CREEK) by handsomelittledude

Craig Tucker is one of Southpark biggest assholes and one of the most popular students, he could care less about school or the people in it, that is until a certain twitchy blonde boy moves into Southpark. this is my first fan-fic and I'm writing this on day 2 of no sleep so It might suck. love you guys so much ---------------------------- ~Max~ ------------------------------ GOD THIS IS THE WORST THING I'VE EVER WRITTEN! I SWEAR MY OTHER BOOKS ARE NOT THIS SHIT!

(South Park Kenny x Reader) by gh0stbucket

Reader is gender neutral! But if you find something that says otherwise, let me know :) Hello yes I made a South Park book ? Anyways: Living in South Park, nothing was very surprising to anyone anymore. Seeing everything go down when you were ten or so, nothing was much of a big deal. You're name is (Y/n) (L/n), and you've lived here your whole life. You've always been that kinda in background kid, and no one really talks to you, it's not that there's something wrong with you, everyone is usually just talking with their usual group of friends. But, one day, you wake up and suddenly it seems like everyone is either talking about you, or to you. What is going on? Why is this suddenly going on? That's when you hear the rumor that everyone had been hearing before you: Kenny McCormick had been going around saying that you wanted to sleep with him, the unknown (Y/n) (L/n) was now known to everyone. This story will include: Inappropriate language, maybe some inappropriate subjects that's not 14+(or 18+, depending), and some types of drug use. Thanks for reading my book! I do NOT own you, or the South Book characters, I only own the story. Created in 2018 Now at 107k reads!

Craig Tucker had always found the strange boy who joined his school a month or so ago, named Kenny, interesting. He never seemed to speak, is always alone, and is always covered from head to toe in heavy clothes. Everything but his eyes that is. And one day, Craig finds himself looking at them and seeing something a bit... off.

Unwanted- COMPLETED ✔ (EDITING)

"Do you really love me?" What happens when an introverted girl meets one of the most popular guys in school? Nothing good, let me tell you that. She's bullied, has a messed up past but, what about this cool new guy she meets? Will he be any different from her or will he be just another jerk that makes her life a living hell? It's just some things can't be kept secret. But this, this her story of how everything changes. Her life will never be the same. A/N Everything is just weird in the beginning so please just bare with me here, it will improve as you go along. It's so kind of obvious that I was a beginner when I started this so I never knew what POV to put it in. Also, this is the new description I made for this, hope it's less cringey. Prepare for a unusual, confusingly cheesy since I wrote it, twist ending. Tbh, I don't think I will edit any time soon, lol. Adios beautiful people! XOXO

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