MEMES
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Last published Wed, Dec 20, 2023
Hey guys! I was thinking to myself "I should publish a story... but I can't write that well.... Hmmm... I could do- Oop nvm. Oh I know!! I have memes for DAYS."
And yes, I mean DAYS.
This is going to feature MCU, LOTR, SW, TF, HTTYD, and.... other stuff that i might add in later. I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THESE UNLESS STATED BY ME
So without further ado-
WAIT.
I sense..
It's coming....
Prepare yourselves.....
For.....
MEMES
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