Skulduggery Pleasant: Tasteful Nudes
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A crackfic I made up at 3am and forgot about for like a year, but it made me laugh so I'm posting it. The Dead Men have been put out of work and have run out of money, leaving them desperate, so they turn to the internet to make money. Betaed by KristianCross!
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