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What Not to Say to a Fangirl

Hetalian_Hobbit

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Reads 226,364
Votes 14,207
Parts 151
Time 15m

Hetalian_Hobbit

This is an awful book. It will probably make you want to tear out your hair. Or gouge out your eyes. Or something else violent like that. Yes. But, I feel the need to put this out there for anyone who is new with fandoms or people who just want to laugh/comment and strongly show their opinions! :D
Enjoy.
Or don't.
Whatever.All Rights Reserved

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HERETIC

𝙍𝙚𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙨𝙚𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙙 𝙁𝙧𝙞𝙙𝙖𝙮 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙝. Loss of faith, loss of home, loss of family, losing each of these things means nothing to losing the one man who means all of it at once. Ripped from her like the wings from her back, Hera must now try to survive the torment of losing her husband, and the guilt of an apocalypse of demons and monsters cast upon the Earth the day she released him from the Tar. 𝙒𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜: 𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙮 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙫𝙞𝙤𝙡𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙚, 𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙪𝙖𝙜𝙚, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙨𝙪𝙗𝙟𝙚𝙘𝙩 𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙢𝙖𝙮 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙙 𝙨𝙪𝙞𝙩𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚. 𝙍𝙚𝙖𝙙 𝙖𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙙𝙞𝙨𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣. (Please note, this book has not been proofread and may contain minor grammatical and or punctuation errors. If you find any please feel free to berate me in the comments. Thanks. (￣ε(#￣)