Everyone Goes to Hell in the End (Script)
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Last published Mon, Jul 7, 2025
A young pastor Craig summons and imp thinking that it's trying to lure his town into sin. However, upon meeting the summoned imp, Tweek, he realizes that there is so much that he doesn't know about the afterlife. Craig relies on Tweek to tell stories to get the knowledge he desires.
This AU is not meant to disrespect any religion. Be aware that some heavy topics and language will be used. Please remember to take into context that this is an alternate universe based off of South Park. Though this story is labelled mature, there is no graphic or sexually explicit content.
Also, sorry if the story doesn't flow that well in its written form, as this is meant to be a comic. The comic form is available on my TikTok and Tumblr @azrielthedrawer and on Instagram @sp_egthite_au. I publish once the comic version has completed a chapter.
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Hey, you! Yeah, you. Listen up, dude, because I don't have much time. Actually, I have a ton of time, I just don't feel like repeating myself. South Park is infested with zombies. Yeah, you heard me right. Shuffling around, undead, want to eat you zombies. I'm stuck as some kind of leader of a tiny crew of kids. I don't know what the hell I'm doing, but everyone else seems to think I do, so I guess we're going with that. In a few days the whole town went from being kinda nuts to completely chaotic. Why do people think I'm a good leader? Why'd all the adults leave? Where's literally half of my grade, they can't all be dead, can they? Why are we not allowed to leave South Park? Do they want us die? How long can we keep on living like this? Most importantly, why couldn't I have just gone with Tweek to the stupid bathroom? Now he's M.I.A. and it's my fault. Anyway, I hope maybe you can find some pleasure in reading this. I mean, I would probably get bored, but whatever floats your boat, dude. Gotta run. Clyde's throwing another fit because someone ate his Hot Pocket (Spoiler Alert, it was me). See ya later, stranger. -Craig **NOTE: the story is not written as journal entries by Craig, I just thought it would be a fun little bit to put as the hook. Apologies if it is misleading.** **ALSO NOTE: the mature content warning is for language, and language only. Well, and I suppose gore and violence, but that depends on what you define as gore and violence**
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