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Pretending Stupid | America's Backstory [REVAMPED VERSION]

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"...isn't it unusual for a baby to write when they're still nine months old?"

America is well known for his annoying yet humorous personality.  If you ask the adults around the Virtus City, you'll be surprised by how well known he is, especially among the military soldiers and some big company leaders. But how?  Not once had America visit the military area nor go around the city to do business with any chairmen of companies... or had he?

The journey started back when he was three, long before he even know what the word "sorry" is.


☆Rini's CHs Default Universe: America's Backstory (Revamped)☆
Note: This fanfic DOES NOT contain ANY historical events, nor inspired by it.

TRIGGER WARNINGS:
• Violence
• Swear words


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This is the revamped version of the OG Pretending Stupid (check my profile to read), so the story will be a bit different from the original/old. The story is originally a Countryhumans fanfic, but instead of deciding the characteristics based on real life countries, all of the Countryhumans in my version are human based (they have complex personalities). 
I DO NOT tolerate nor give permission to reupload this work anywhere! And please DO NOT get HEAVILY INSPIRED nor STEAL the ideas from this work (cuz it came directly from my last two braincells duh).
Lastly, this work doe not mean to offend anyone at all, but if you do feel like that, please don't take it seriously. This is just for fun! :)All Rights Reserved

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