Now as much as this story seems like a joke that I put no work into, I tried to make a lot of wholesome content to include within. And trust me, this is quite lengthy. I wrote this a year ago and stored it on a note, and I think its time to put it up so everyone can enjoy it. I did some editing and it probably needs a lot more, and just comment any errors you notice and I'll try to adress the issues. The "joke" section is just more stories that I think don't fit or are just too goofy. This story includes some made up characters, and most of the main cast. Some of the relations are weird, I guess I was on some different wavelength when writing this but I'll try to fix those like merry being Sam and Frodos child, unless you are fine with that. I thought it might be an interesting concept. Again, alert me if you notice any errors or things that don't match up. Photo credits go to HarrisonOdell on deviantart.