How To End Eternity: A Curse, Chaos And Chimichangas
Aria Evermore is done with her life.
Cursed with immortality and older than the Cheops pyramid, she lived through thousands of years and is tired of constantly changing identities and working jobs just to "fit in with the crowd." Harboring a deep disdain for humanity, and being bored by eternally rolling her eyes, Aria just wants one thing: Finally kicking the bucket.
But though her wish can't be granted, Aria one day confides in the reserved psychiatrist Dr. Jacob Bergstein, who - to her great surprise - believes her.
Together, they confront the weight of centuries past as they strive to break the ancient curse that binds Aria to an endless existence. Joined by newfound allies - including a renegade nun, a quirky language expert, an omniscient history professor, a snarky archaeologist, a toothless druid, and the bravest soldier to ever walk on this planet - they unravel mysteries of the past, navigate uncharted territories, and find the best place for Chimichangas.
But amidst the chaos, somewhere between fragile Papyrus, dry noodle soups, ancient rituals, friendship, laughing around the campfire, and sacred temple complexes, Aria gradually rekindles her passion for life, stumbling upon something she thought she lost millennia ago: Love.
