What I Bought on Ebay
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  • Reads 26,282
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  • Parts 21
  • Time 3h 23m
Complete, First published Dec 30, 2012
What do you do if your mother calls you and tells you you're coming to California to celebrate Thanksgiving with the whole family? Oh, and you have to bring your fiance (the boy they think you're still engaged to even though you broke it off years ago because he was too occupied with his ex and it wasn't sending hate mail, if you get my drift). 

I never thought it was all going to go down like this. I thought that I, Desiree Lockridge, would end up living in the city with a few cats, my easel, and some shoes I got from modeling. All true so far, minus the cats. But, life and Mother had other plans. So- what am I going to do?

 Where can you buy a pair of cheetah leather pants, someone's great grandmothers' earrings, a green mustang missing a chair, a doll with one  eye, a tissue Justin Bieber dabbed his nose with, and most importantly, a fiance? 

One word, my friend. Ebay. Who say's you can't by love?

Follow the horrible humor, awkward situations, and hilarious story as Dee and Wookie921 make a deal. Meeting in real life is never as fun as surfing on the web. Or is it?

*This is a longer piece of work and it is written more towards being a actual book. Hope you still read it though.
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