Manipulate, Manwhore, Manslaughter
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Ongoing5m
Last published Sat, Apr 4, 2026
What if Kurapika Kurta chose to become friends with the Phantom Troupe instead of murdering them for revenge?
I got this idea from @Ihavenolife, even tho they never actually made the story
this is 100% a crackfic, nothing in this would even be remotely considered cannon
TW:
Whoresoka
OOC
chaos (not that that should trigger anyone)
bad grammer
swearing
murder, arson, shit like that
May contain Pika X Churro because I can't help myself
Have fun >:D
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