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capitilism is my mittle name....... (ii sad story ft. homestuck)

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fan hoemstuck homestuck inanimate insanity testtube

fan goes o a walk with his beatufil wife testuher... until a bunch of Homeless Jerks come commit s drive dye to his wife... Tetsueb died a horrible death and fan has resent ed homeless people for YEARS after this... until he reminders somethink paintbrush sait. read 2 find out







if not obvios, this is a JOKE and based off of something my friend said while doing a fan impression @mewn05 is the person who did the impression shout out to owen for beingna SIGMAAll Rights Reserved

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Room 43// An Inanimate Insanity College AU by emzie33

[HUMANIZED!] "...Alright, does someone want to tell me what the fuck is going on," Paintbrush yelled sternly, rubbing their temples to stave off an incoming headache. "THERE'S A DEMON! THERE'S A DEMON IN THE DORM PAINTBRUSH!" Fan screamed, pointing his lightsaber (where did he even get that?) at the floor, swinging it around and nearing throwing it several times, his grip on the handle unsteady. Paintbrush turned their attention to the end of Fan's lightsaber, and on the floor was a small Cellar Spider, not completely motionless but certainly not hostile. I should've expected this, Paintbrush thought hopelessly, rolling their eyes. I am rooming with five-year-olds. . . OR: Paintbrush doesn't know if they'll pass their first year of college; their new dormmates certainly aren't helping. (A Lightbrush college AU.) This fic contains humanized characters, swearing, and the ships fantube and lightbrush. Cross-posted on ao3 under the same alias. [I do not own Inanimate Insanity or any of the characters from it. This work is fan-made.]

𝐄𝐑𝐑Ø𝐑 , yan!dream smp by hanamocha

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"Cut" an inanimate insanity Fanfiction au by C00kie_Sss

One day paintbrush gets a nightmare.. a nightmare of their past everyday they hurt themselves And one day lightbulb finds out about it she try's to help them but she can't fix the past.. she can't fix what he did to them... !WARNING! will be at the start of every page THERE WILL BE SHIPS LIKE: LIGHTBRUSH AND FANTUBE Enjoy Inanimate insanity belongs to AnimationEpic on yt!

In the Name of Love by ObjectShowFoxx

TW: graphic descriptions, (drawn) gore images, su1c1d4l implications, SH implications, SH, Su1c1d3, drugs, swears, hanahaki disease The scientist, Test Tube, loves to run experiments. After she finds out her crush Fan likes her back, they started dating. People kept barely hurting him. So Test Tube fought back. This story is filled to the brim with ships

Bitch Boy by sunny_n1ght

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-Testing Truths- by Kanatacs_

MePhone4 gets in an accident before he's able to host episode fifteen. When getting his repairs done by Test-Tube, she notices something off about the robot's blood... MePhone4 didn't care, his eyes were set on hosting episode fifteen... Once repairs were done and he could get back to his show. Why was it that once the episode was done, why were two different people calling him? ///I'll make an actual cover soon, this fic isn't my top priority but there will be more chapters, Top priority is ATGIG///

Bloodstains and Sparks by FilmView

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Don't be Salty (A SaltTube fic) by College_Lesbian

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Ill [ Inanimate Insanity AU ] by fangb1te

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Thantophobia // Technoblade x reader by nana200004

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Room 43// An Inanimate Insanity College AU

[HUMANIZED!] "...Alright, does someone want to tell me what the fuck is going on," Paintbrush yelled sternly, rubbing their temples to stave off an incoming headache. "THERE'S A DEMON! THERE'S A DEMON IN THE DORM PAINTBRUSH!" Fan screamed, pointing his lightsaber (where did he even get that?) at the floor, swinging it around and nearing throwing it several times, his grip on the handle unsteady. Paintbrush turned their attention to the end of Fan's lightsaber, and on the floor was a small Cellar Spider, not completely motionless but certainly not hostile. I should've expected this, Paintbrush thought hopelessly, rolling their eyes. I am rooming with five-year-olds. . . OR: Paintbrush doesn't know if they'll pass their first year of college; their new dormmates certainly aren't helping. (A Lightbrush college AU.) This fic contains humanized characters, swearing, and the ships fantube and lightbrush. Cross-posted on ao3 under the same alias. [I do not own Inanimate Insanity or any of the characters from it. This work is fan-made.]