capitilism is my mittle name....... (ii sad story ft. homestuck)

fan goes o a walk with his beatufil wife testuher... until a bunch of Homeless Jerks come commit s drive dye to his wife... Tetsueb died a horrible death and fan has resent ed homeless people for YEARS after this... until he reminders somethink paintbrush sait. read 2 find out

if not obvios, this is a JOKE and based off of something my friend said while doing a fan impression @mewn05 is the person who did the impression shout out to owen for beingna SIGMA