"That's it. I'm killing the child," I declared, brandishing my axe with determination. "WAIT, NO-" the dwarf frantically attempted to intervene. "HE STOLE MY CANDY!" - "WILLIAM, GET THE FUCK OFF ME!" "Do not! fucking shoot! the bird!" he shouted desperately. I grumble under my breath, "You fucking green bastard," the words dripping with a mix of frustration and disdain. - "can you stop poking me?" he asked, annoyed "i got ADHD i can't help it" - "You have a massive ass" I grinned "um- thanks?" - "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!" My chin held high, feeling proud for the sacrifice I made - "YOU HAVE A WHAT?!?" "Are you deaf?" ----------------------------------------------- Embark on a journey with Bernard, an unconventional adventurer with a penchant for chaos and a dwarf friend named William. In this gripping series, follow Bernard as she navigates the world of Minecraft, encountering mysterious orbs, gaining unusual abilities, and even unleashing (kidnapping) a parrot named Dream into their humble abode. The unpredictability of Bernard's adventures takes an unexpected turn when she stumbles upon a mysterious diary, its unknown language accompanied by a graph featuring a figure of a man with with a smiley face mask. A map lead to a buried treasure and there, was a second book featuring a man with a pig mask wearing a crown; beside him is a man with a very large black wings. As she grapples with newfound abilities, Bernard's quest unfolds in a world filled with laughter, challenges, and a touch of the unknown. Dive into "The Uncharted Unknown" and witness the unique twists and turns that make Bernard's escapades truly extraordinary.
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