Have you ever wondered what it'd be like if Colonel Roy Mustang from Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood actually became King Roland from Sofia the First? ...No? Well, now you're either curious or confused, but either way you can now find out by reading this incredibly cursed and unhinged fanfic! DISCLAIMER: I do not own Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood or Sofia the First! I wrote this fanfic back in 2019 and was inspired to write it after finding out that Roy Mustang and King Roland share the same English voice actor. So enjoy! ...Or cringe, either one is valid.