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Complete, First published Mar 27, 2015
Mature
Like the title says 
  This is some of the best pickup lines ever and I guarantee they are all funny. 
  
  Disclaimer: I did not make any of these 
  
  Please enjoy. If you don't laugh then you're just weird and have no sense of humor... Jk... I'm not... Jk
  
  Please leave comments, like, share, dislike (ha you can't dislike) oh and follow me. 
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