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Pickup lines

LETTURE 95,091
Voti 229
Parti 23
Tempo 29m

LETTURE 95,091
Voti 229
Parti 23
Tempo 29m

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Like the title says 
  This is some of the best pickup lines ever and I guarantee they are all funny. 
  
  Disclaimer: I did not make any of these 
  
  Please enjoy. If you don't laugh then you're just weird and have no sense of humor... Jk... I'm not... Jk
  
  Please leave comments, like, share, dislike (ha you can't dislike) oh and follow me. 
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"Well then. That's the first time a girl has ever rejected my close proximity," he said, eyes ablaze with a playful fire. "You better get used to it," I retorted as I spun on my heel and headed for the school doors that led to the outside. "I've never met anyone like you before," he called after me, this time, not coming after me. "I know, Romeo. I'm a special little snowflake," I called back, not turning around. "You got the 'little' part right there, Princess!" he shouted after me. I threw up my middle finger back to him and heard him laugh as I exited out the doors rather dramatically. ... I'm tired of all those high school stories about a straight-A girl student with the perfect life who falls for the stereotypical Mr. Bad Boy who wears leather black jackets and only has a soft spot for her. That's not how the real world works, sweetheart. I may look like a damsel, but I'm never in distress. ... Not me making fun of the "she's not like every other girl" trope <3 o.o :)) I like to think I'm funny. After all: #3 in amusement 10/22/22 #1 in banter 10/31/22 #3 in friendship 11/7/22

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