Horrible Pick Up Lines
DecayingZebra
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  • Reads 6,110
  • Votes 173
  • Parts 84
  • Time 5m
DecayingZebra
Ongoing, First published Mar 27, 2015
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hey guys well here are some horrible pick-up lines I hope you enjoy them some are really stupid and some are so stupid they will make you laugh.

Me and my friend made some of these up and some we heard from guys or seen over Facebook or other social media sites.

BEWARE: THERE ARE SOME GROSS AND PERVERTED PICK-UP LINES SO DON'T GO REPORTING MY THING BECAUSE YOUR A WIMP AND I WILL WARN YOU AT THE TOP OF THE PAGE IF IT IS INAPPROPRIATE.

p.s like I said I didn't make some of these up so don't get your tittys in a twist!
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