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David The Drunk Buckingham Palace Guard

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Reads 189
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Parts 9
Time 47m

action adventure britain britian comedic comedy david dubm dumb excalibur fantasy funny homour humor humour hạ robbery shortstory

Yeah right so bascially this is about a guy called David, and David be guard at the Buckingham Palace. But, OH NO! Robber! Read for theft, conveniently placed objects, and drunk.All Rights Reserved

action adventure britain britian comedic comedy david dubm dumb excalibur fantasy funny homour humor humour hạ robbery shortstory

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