David The Drunk Buckingham Palace Guard

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Parts 9
Time 47m

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Yeah right so bascially this is about a guy called David, and David be guard at the Buckingham Palace. But, OH NO! Robber! Read for theft, conveniently placed objects, and drunk.All Rights Reserved

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