THIS STORY IS NOT MINE. MTL WITH SLIGHT EDITS, NOT A TRANSLATION. There will be some grammar issues, if you spot them, comment and I will fix it asap. Cannot guarantee it is 100% accurate.
Chinese title: 【快穿】攻略男神计划
Author: 谰梦乖乖
The domineering president, the aloof academic master, the supreme emperor, the cold-hearted master... The popular male god is coming, and Lu Sheng conquers one after another, but the result is tragic!
"444, what's going on with this male protagonist? Why does he feel a little weird..."
444's voice was shaking, [Hey, the male protagonist's blackening value is off the charts, please comfort him quickly, otherwise it will be terrible! ]
Lu Sheng's eyes twitched, "444, can't you exchange it for me for a heaven-defying item? Let's just run away?"
[Dear, the male protagonist is a fragment of the Lord God. He has frozen your points, so we can't open the mall. ! ]
Lu Sheng was speechless: "444, what do I need from you!"
After a roar, he was hugged by a man who appeared at an unknown time, "Baby, you can't run away, no matter where you go, I will find you wherever I go! So, be good, eh?"
Lu Sheng was about to cry but had no tears. He couldn't return the man he had conquered, so how could he break it?
[1V1, face-slapping, abusing and sweet petting, mutual petting and flirting]
Geoff and Naomi are dead, and they're depressed, but when Geoff's cat Bernie dies as well, they embark on a wild journey to find it in the underworld.
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When Geoff dies, alongside his girlfriend Naomi, they end up sharing an apartment in the Underworld as skeletons. But after a few years, Geoff starts suffering a mid-death crisis. What's the purpose of going through the motions as a skeleton if you can't really live? Then he gets word that his cat, Bernie, just died and he can collect him and bring him home! Geoff and Naomi hurry to get Bernie only to discover that, due to a clerical error, their cat has been lost. With the hunt for Bernie giving new purpose to Geoff's un-life, he and Naomi begin a quest to get back their cat. Battling skeleton pirates, climbing the sky ladder and facing off against the villain who took Bernie, Geoff is determined to find his purpose - or die a second time trying!
[[2018 Wattys Winner - The Originals]]
[[word count: 30,000-40,000 words]]