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D.U.M.B. (a dumb ways to die au.)

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Time 2h 18m

Reads 466
Votes 8
Parts 15
Time 2h 18m

Mature

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Years have passed by since the original Dumb ways to Die song/psa and things haven't been looking too good for the case of charaters. How have their lives changed,and did they change for the better or for the worst? Read and find out.

Warning: This au does contain many adult themes that I ain't gonna list. So this story isn't intended for people under the age of 15. -TheflamemasterAll Rights Reserved

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