D.U.M.B. (a dumb ways to die au.)
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Last published Tue, Mar 24, 2026
Years have passed by since the original Dumb ways to Die song/psa and things haven't been looking too good for the case of charaters. How have their lives changed,and did they change for the better or for the worst? Read and find out.
Warning: This au does contain many adult themes that I ain't gonna list. So this story isn't intended for people under the age of 15. -Theflamemaster
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